Collected Wit & Wisdom

Actually, I'm not really certain that much you will find here could credibly be described as wise. For that matter, by any objective measure, very little it is in any way witty either. However, anything you find here has earned its place by giving me a bit of a laugh.

But that's just me

Now here comes the warning...

Everything you'll find in here was sent to me by various friends and colleagues. For some unfathomable reason (I just call it bad luck), my friends and colleagues seem to be a particularly bawdy and disreputable bunch.

If you are of a sensitive disposition, it is likely that some of the material in you may come across might not be entirely to your taste. Ofcourse, if you're looking for good taste, you've seriously come to the wrong place.

Fear not...for your browsing pleasure, I've graciously and with great personal sacrifice flagged the worst of it, and you can chose to be spared the distaste of some of the most hideous excesses of profanity and indecency.

Incase you're wondering, there is no way to chose to only see the rude stuff, you sicko...

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